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Weaponized Friendship Tapestries

The Wedding Draft

Give the friend you love a wedding-party plan with permanent draft rounds. They'll ask why one blank roster now needs a commissioner and an awards desk. Pick how completely the fictional draft board took over. Buy our commissioner as-is, or sign in to put your friend behind the blank roster cards, then add one approved line underneath.

The wall tapestry, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male tapestry proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the tapestry needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add tapestry text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.