Weaponized Friendship Blankets

The Thermostat

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AnnoyingConcerningHostile

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Selected scene: Annoying · Male

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No textSelectedIT STAYS AT 68THE THERMOSTAT HAS ONE OPERATORPUT ON A SWEATERTHE SETTING IS NOT A DEBATECOLD HANDS ARE A CHOICE

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