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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Mouse Pads

The Skill Issue

Pick how the last match went. Buy our gamer as-is, or sign in to seat the friend you love at the station and add one line the replay would confirm.

The mouse pad, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male mouse pad proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the mouse pad needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add mouse pad text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.

$13.00