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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Door Mats

The Restroom Run Sheet

Pick how thoroughly the reception bathroom break has been scheduled. Buy our coordinator as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the run sheet, then add one approved line underneath.

The door mat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male door mat proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the door mat needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add door mat text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.

$49.00