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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Car Magnets

The Paint Code

Pick how clean the car needs to be. Buy our detailer as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love beside the paint they protect, and add one line from the maintenance log.

The car magnet, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male car magnet proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the car magnet needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add car magnet text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.