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Weaponized Friendship Aprons

The Kitchen Disaster

Pick how far dinner got before it stopped being dinner. Buy our cook as-is, or sign in to put your friend at the stove and add one line of text that does not help.

The apron laid flat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male apron proof
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$42.00

What they did to their friends

5.0★ · 1 rated

  • ★★★★★Verified order

    After the initial shock of opening and the seizures subsided, I was taken back be the quality of the piece. It is a work worthy of true malice and flawless contempt. To whoever sent this, I hope you die being crushed very slowly by a steamroller that is also on fire.

    James