Weaponized Friendship Mouse Pads
The Friendship Dashboard
Pick how much of their life has become a workbook. Buy our analyst as-is, or sign in to put the spreadsheet friend you love behind the dashboard and add one line from the quarterly review.
Selected scene: Annoying · Male
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$13.00
Weaponized Friendship Reviews
- ★★★★★Verified order
After the initial shock of opening and the seizures subsided, I was taken back be the quality of the piece. It is a work worthy of true malice and flawless contempt. To whoever sent this, I hope you die being crushed very slowly by a steamroller that is also on fire.
— James