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Weaponized FriendshipYou love them. That's why.

Weaponized Friendship Aprons

The Feeding Schedule

Pick how far the jar has risen in the household. Buy our custodian as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the starter they answer to, and add one line from the feeding log.

The apron laid flat, blank and unprinted
Annoying · Male apron proof

Threat level
Gender

Selected scene: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the apron needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add apron text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.

$42.00