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Weaponized Friendship Woven Blankets

The Discussion

Pick how much defense came before the reading. Buy our advocate as-is, or sign in to put the friend you love behind the closed book, and add one line from their notes.

Annoying · Male woven blanket proof

This is exactly what prints on the woven blanket, laid out flat.

The woven blanket, blank and unprinted

Threat level
Gender

Selected discussion: Annoying · Male

Put their actual face on it (optional)

Putting a real face on the woven blanket needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.

Add woven blanket text (optional)

Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.