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Custom Yard Sign

Eighteen by twenty-four inches, printed on one side, and facing the street rather than the house. Our picture ships by default; theirs, uploaded with their blessing, takes the whole board. The top line is for the announcement and the bottom line is for the small print. The neighbours read it on the way to their cars, and when one of them finally asks, they get to say it was a gift.

The yard sign, blank and unprinted
The picture we print by default

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.