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Custom Water Bottle

Twenty-two ounces, copper vacuum insulation, double-walled — forty-eight hours cold, twelve hours hot. Black, grey or navy, with stainless steel sides, scratch- and fade-resistant. Swap ours for their photo, with their blessing, and put one line along the top. It is built to fit a standard car cup holder, which is how it ends up at work, at the gym, and in the door of the car for the rest of its life.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The water bottle, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band across the top, exactly as typed. Leave it blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.