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Custom Tote Bag

Cotton canvas, fifteen inches by sixteen, black, one size. Ours is the default. Theirs takes its place, with their blessing. Two lines are available, above and below. Neither is required. Nobody throws out a tote. It lives in the car, it goes into the shop, and once a week it sits on the belt at the checkout while a stranger scans eggs over their face.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The canvas tote bag, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.