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Custom Square Pillowcase

This goes over a pillow they already own; the pillow itself is not included. A polyester cover with a concealed zipper, in seven square sizes from fourteen inches to twenty-eight. Ours is printed on it already. Theirs replaces it entirely, with their blessing. A line at the top, a line at the bottom, or a bare cover. It prints on both sides, so there is no way to set it down that helps. Guests put their head on it without asking whose face that is.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The square pillowcase, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.