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Custom Shower Curtain

Seventy-one inches by seventy-four, polyester, printed on one side. Hooks are not included, and a liner is worth having behind it. Ours is what prints, until you send theirs, with their blessing. Two lines if you want them, top and bottom. Whatever goes on this gets read from three feet away, by one person at a time, with the door shut.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The shower curtain, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.