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Custom Necktie

Nobody buys a tie for a Tuesday. One size, polyester with a silky finish, a keeper loop for the tail and a V at the bottom. It prints on the side that faces out, the whole way down, in a strip fourteen times taller than it is wide, with a line of text available at each end. It leaves here wearing ours. Theirs goes on if they have blessed it. This one gets worn to a wedding, to the group photograph somebody's mother will frame, to the two hours where taking it off is not an option.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The neckties, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.