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Custom Mouse Pad

Nine by eight inches, rubber-backed, printed with whatever you point at it. Ours by default; theirs, with their blessing, instead. A line above, a line below, or neither. Everyone who stops at that desk reads it upside down and asks. They have to explain you, every time.

The mouse pad, blank and unprinted
The picture we print by default

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.