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Custom Hoodie

Heavy cotton blend with a front pocket, eight sizes, four colors. The print is a wide band across the chest — the pocket takes the bottom of the garment, so there is one line of text and it sits on top. Ours prints; theirs replaces it, with their blessing. This is the airport garment. They will wear it through security with their hands in the pocket, six inches under their own chin.

The picture we print by default

This is exactly what prints, laid out flat.

The hooded sweatshirt, blank and unprinted

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band across the top, exactly as typed. Leave it blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.