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Custom Cutting Board

Tempered glass, textured on the working side, with four rubber dots underneath so it does not slide. Two sizes: eight inches by eleven, or eleven by fifteen. Ours is on it by default; send theirs instead, with their blessing, and put a line above and a line below. Hand wash recommended, so it never disappears into a dishwasher rack for a week. It comes out for the onions and goes back on the counter, and it is the last thing they look at before they start cooking for you.

The glass cutting board, blank and unprinted
The picture we print by default

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.