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Custom Comforter

Lightweight polyester with a solid white back, printed on one side, in four sizes — sixty-eight inches by eighty-eight up to a hundred and four by eighty-eight. Ours arrives on it by default. Upload theirs, with their blessing, and it takes the whole bed. Text above and text below, or none at all. They will sleep under their own face every night, for years, and mention it to no one.

The bed comforter, blank and unprinted
The picture we print by default

Whose picture goes on it

Printing your own photo needs an account — the upload becomes a file we hold for you, and we don't hold files for strangers. Sign in first. Our picture you can buy right now, with no account at all.

The 300 DPI file of our picture is free — just the face, transparent background, nothing written on it. Download it and put it on whatever colour you like, as many times as you like. No account, no email, no catch — you can sell what you make (the license).

Printed in a band above and below the picture, exactly as typed. Leave either one blank for no band.

Made to order. You can change or cancel it within 1 hour of buying — returns and refunds.