Weaponized Friendship Aprons
The Cookout Incident
Pick the level the backyard situation has earned. Buy our cook as-is, or sign in to put your friend at the grill and add one expertly unhelpful line of text.
Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the apron needs an account. Sign in first — the baseline apron you can buy without one.
Add apron text (optional)
Custom text needs an account. — no text is the default.
$42.00