Weaponized Friendship Blankets
The Chain of Command
Pick who actually runs the house. Buy our staff member as-is, or sign in to place the friend you love in the service of their own dog, and add one line from the household org chart.


Selected scene: Annoying · Male
Put their actual face on it (optional)
Putting a real face on the blanket needs an account. Sign in first — or buy it as it comes.
Add blanket text (optional)
Printed text needs an account. — or remove the sample text to buy the stock scene without one.